Jokes

Joke 1:

(An Eye Doctor who had worked in a Marketing Firm as a Medical Officer)

Patient : Doctor , All are looking to me as "two things"

Doctor : Good. Its an value add . Vision two is coming absolutely free to you and you need to be proud of that.

Joke 2:

(A General Practitioneer who had worked in a Marketing Firm as a Medical Officer)

Patient : Doctor , I am having cough & cold.

Doctor : Please have this glass of Ice cold water..

Patient : Doctor , I am saying I am having severe cold & cough.

Doctor : Don't worry. You are in safe hands. Just have this glass of water and lie down for 15 mts in the rest room. I will meet you after meeting the next patient.

(After 15 mts the Patient comes in)

Patient : Doctor , Now I am running fever..

Doctor : Good. I wanted that to happen and thats why I gave you the glass of Ice Cold Water.

Patient : Doctor , I am really not able to understand .

Doctor : Friend , I have medicine with me which can take care of your cough , cold & fever , but I don't have a medicine which can cure only cough & cold. You are my customer and to me customer satisfaction is important and I should never say to a customer " No" when he comes to me.

Patient : ????!!!!

Joke 3:

(Doctor who has worked with an IT Firm as a Medical Officer)

Patient : Doctor , I am having cough & cold.

Doctor : Oh , you are having C+

Patient : What should I do now?

Doctor : Take VB

Patient : VB?

Doctor : I will give you a Vial & Benadryl Syrup.

Patient : But Can I drive after taking this.?

Doctor : Yes Ofcourse . You can drive your Java