Joke - Low Cost Airlines

Joke 1:

Person 1 : Hey , I am going to travel by Air for the first time in my life.!!!
Person 2: How come? Are you having sufficent money to get an air ticket?
Person 1: Money is not a big thing now . I have chosen a low cost airline.
Person 2 : But, Still......
Person 1 : For a Chennai - Delhi it is only Rs.100/- one way!!!
Person 2 : Rs.100?!!!!
Person 1 : Yes , But I have to go standing!!!!

Joke 2:

Person 1: Hey , why are you carrying a plastic chair to the airport?
Person 2: I am travelling by low cost airlines.
Person 1: What does it make a difference?
Person 1: There won't be any seats in the aircraft and you have to take your own.

Joke 3:

Person 1 (on landing) - Hey where is the Stairs for getting down?
Airhostess: Sorry Sir, this is low tarrif airline , You have to just jump.
Person 1: ?????!!!!!!

Jokes by - Nangai Ragu
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