Jokes

Joke 1:

Can any one tell which month in a year gives the utmost happiness to a person?

Answer : February . It has got only 28 days and even a leap year has only 29 days.

Why?? Salary is credited 3 days in advance.!!!

Joke 2 :

Person 1 : Hey , Why there is huge crowd of girls there?

Person 2: They are selecting their Life Partners who are "Life Time Free Servants"

Joke 3 :

Son : Daddy, (on his return from office) - mummy now daily beats me for not doing home work.
Father (murmurs to himself) - She daily kicks me in the night for the same thing.